She just used a chaser for red wine.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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