im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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