Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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