this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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