I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
These tits shall not be calmed
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