hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
