He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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