did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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