just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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