i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
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