CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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