Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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