the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
areolas are like halos for boobs.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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