420 ftw
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
