I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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