Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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