That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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