i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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