another moral hangover. fuck.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
