I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You coming home soon, man?
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I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Shame is for Republicans.
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