Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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