I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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