Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She announced her abortion via fbk
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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