We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
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I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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