If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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