found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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