Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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