i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
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It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I currently don't understand fingers.
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