He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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