If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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