I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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