It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
It's shark week go big or go home
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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