We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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