i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Randomize
