oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
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He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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