You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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