Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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