I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
did i walk over a car last night?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked