Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I want a musical about memes.
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