He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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