Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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