I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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