I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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