It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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