dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
In other news, I just burned my penis
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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