My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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