once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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