and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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