recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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