we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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