No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
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There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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