can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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